The Mutant Potato Galactic Civil War Conversation

What If The Mutated Potatoes Ended Up Being Enslaved By Us After An Epic Battle But Is All Part Of A Witty Trap By The Cockroaches To Ensnare The Universe For Their Evil Deeds. What Will We Do?

Alveena Anthony we wud offer crazy ppl like you as bate to uncover the cockroaches plans.

Navin Kumar but they can ALREADY have me as we are ensnared by them already

Nick Tan I believe Obi Wan'll help us out.. Or if all else fails,In Nick we trust.. period xD

Alveena Anthony we'd bring out our cockroach spray. -.-

Navin Kumar the mutant potatoes have helped the cockroaches make an anti-anti-cockroach spray suit and as for nick.... may be it could work... for like 5 mins

Alveena Anthony we crank out our giant potato mashers and make mash potato outta the mutant potatoes and throw them at english weddings. (lol russel peters ftw!)

Nick Tan Really? I was kinda going for at LEAST half an hour.. Fine.We'll use FROGS to combat the cockroaches, and put an end to their reign o terror.

Navin Kumar but the cockroaches have nuked the frog colony as they took over the universe

Navin Kumar so as to the mashers.... ALL WERE DESTROYED!!!

Alveena Anthony wat was destroyed? did i win? lol.

Navin Kumar THE MASHERS and btw the potatoes are our slaves... thought they dont like it... thts why they made Le Resistance.

Alveena Anthony who destroyed the mashers? and so what if they're our slaves? they're aiding the cockroaches. so, if the potatoes are gone, the universe is saved!

Navin Kumar no.... the roaches destroyed the mashers... even if the potatoes are gone the roaches are STILL THERE... I'm gonna write a novel based on this =P

Alveena Anthony BUT, the potatoes are KEY to the roaches plans to take over. without the potatoes, the roaches cant get to us. thus, we are one step ahead! ( i want credits and royalties, wtf)

Navin Kumar NO i mean the potatoes have already given the technology for the suits. even if tehy are dead the roaches are still strong

Alveena Anthony when did the potatoes give the roaches the info? after making the anti-anti-roach spray or before the roaches destroyed the mashers? cause i dont see where they could have found the time?the roaches, WANT you to think that they have the dirt on us, but they dont


Navin Kumar lol see after enslaved the potatoes the roaches retaliated... the potatoes realised tht the roaches can save them and helped the roaches in return the roaches destroyed the mashers

Alveena Anthony i give up. im moving to venus.

Navin Kumar lol... you cant, it's been destroyed during the galactic mutant potato war

Wayne Ken Why don't we just stomp on them roaches? Or either stick to the safe side and hide underground and slowly plan our way to resurface Earth and take it back from the roaches or potatoes.... still, we can catch the potatoes and use them for food source for survival. It'll be like I Am Legend.

Alveena Anthony i choose death.

Navin Kumar WAYNE!! SMART LA YOU... but the roaches are big ass like an average human size and they have colonies in space, earth and underground... not on water. But we cant have it on water in respect of the frog colonies after the mass frog colonial genocide

Sarah Angelld this facebook status is the freaking BOMB


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