Yeah...

I've been meaning to write about this special place in my heart. It's specially for her. I just wish i could be with you now. We'll go for a drive. Just me and you. Man and machine. Yes, machine... A Volvo 244 to be exact. I love this car. And soon I will be driving this tank.









Now some stupid things that happened at work...



Excuse me
Yes, ma'am can I help you?
Err, I just wondering. How old are you? You look like you just left school.
A matter of fact, yes, I just finished my SPM and waiting for my results.
OWH, no wonder lah. You still have that innocent look.
???


Me, Woman




Navin! MOVE!! QUICKLY!!
*Moves aside and expects something hot coming his way*
*REALLY HOT CHICKS WALK BY*
Eh, what do you think, eh? Eh?
*Walks away*


Me, colleague



I ended up serving those girls.






While working there I've noticed if a really hot girl comes, She is accompanied by her butt ugly boyfriend. I mean WHAT THE HELL!! That means I have a chance!!



I saw this other girl not bad looking but when taking her order; I realised she was soo "F*ck me, I'm horny" and her boyfriend was like "I f*cked her coz she's horny"



I went for Electric Stage's audition on Friday. I was supposed to read out a monologue. Well this is mine. It's from the movie Team America: World Police.


We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant.... stupid dicks! And the Film Actors Guild.... are pussies! And Kim Jong Il... is an asshole. Pussies hate dicks.... because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks can also fuck assholes. Assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may thing they can deal with assholes their way. But the only think that can fuck an asshole is.... A DICK.... WITH SOME BALLS!! Sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they becoe assholes themselves. This is because pussies are only an inch and a half away from an asshole. But the problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much or they fuck when it's not appropriate. I may not know much about this crazy, crazy world.... but I do know, that if you don't let us fuck this asshole.... then we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit


These are my thoughts and views. If it offends you leave a comment or contact me. I might take it down.