Wednesday, 16 December 2009

10 Laws That Prove The World Is Insane

What Can I Say? I'm Bored


In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)


Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick?)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than ‘going blind!’)


There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let’s just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)


Liverpool, England – but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)


In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)


In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to do things with animals that I just don’t want to write about here, however the animals must be female. Having a bit of ‘hows your father’ with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)


In Maryland, USA it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only ‘in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.’

(Is America a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam!)


These are my thoughts and views. If it really offends you, either you are a pushover or just a freaking baby, grow up

Tuesday, 15 December 2009

Home With A Swollen Ankle

The wonders of basketball

Holidays hasn't really begun and I sprained my ankle. That also during Sunday Basketball AND it was just at the beginning.


Cause of sprained ankle?
1. Low cut Nike shoes. Seriously if you are tall and skinny, stick to high cuts.
2. Bovin. Same bloody team but being Bovin he does shit and gets in my position when he's supposed to say at the bottom left. BOTTOM RIGHT WAS MY AREA! I HAD IT COVERED LA


It felt bad but I didn't want to come all the way to Jln Pudina and not play. Moreover I freaking walked there so I didn't want to make it seem like I came for nothing. I miss driving by the way.


I continued playing but couldn't go up to my usually antics of sneaking from behind. Requires too much ankle movement. Played on the arc and popped some three's. Though my ankle was screwed still managed to make some wicket ass blocks. But in the end my ankle felt like it had enough and just gave way. Now I really had to stop.


That was yesterday...

Today,


I seriously did not come out of my house. I can say for 24 hours I did not come out. Didn't even come out to the porch. Ankle wrapped up and being a good boy. Somebody take me out please?

These are my thoughts and views. If it really offends you, either you are a pushover or just a freaking baby, grow up

Thursday, 10 December 2009

Someday You Will Be Loved

You'll be loved you'll be loved
Like you never have known
The memories of me
Will seem more like bad dreams
Just a series of blurs
Like I never occurred
Someday you will be loved


Death Cab For Cuties, they rock my music world at the moment. They make really meaningful love songs. And I'm not the type that listens to love songs so this is a new thing for me. But DAMN the lyrics have soo much of emotion!



This Song Basically Speaks So Well To Me




This Song Is Just So Beautiful. Lyrics Wise Argh!



I went to the new campus yesterday. It looks really good, very big. The front office and housekeeping rooms look damn nice, wei!

There was a Hospitality booth and they were explaining how wine and cheese mix well together. Hariish, Aswin and I only ate the cheese to get the wine.... Indians.


Played futsal with the group 1 and 2 guys on Thursday to celebrate our freedom from term 2. I scored 2 goals! One with my swinger and another after a well placed pass from Hans.

Vemal was damn annoying, he dribbles too much and NEVER passes. Come on mate, could have scored a few more if you ACTUALLY passed.


Aiman is such a dimwitted dumb fuck. I mean what the hell, what kind of a fucked up throw was that to Rainer? Please la, I think my grandmother can throw better than that. And his haircut? Please la dude I'll give you some money go get a decent haircut that doesn't look like it came out of Vijay's ass.

Aiman Asked Me To Write That




She Looked At Me,
I Looked At Her,
I Stuck My Tongue Out For Some Reason,
She Still Looked At Me But She Was Puzzled...
I Felt Like And Idiot,
Damn, She's Cute



These are my thoughts and views. If it really offends you, either you are a pushover or just a freaking baby, grow up

Tuesday, 8 December 2009

End Of Term 2

Alot has happened, yet again. People upset with this and that so on.


Came across this website a few days back. And well








Nothing particularly interesting happened lately... ergh, just for the sake of bloggin




These are my thoughts and views. If it really offends you, either you are a pushover or just a freaking baby, grow up

Thursday, 3 December 2009

Carousel

Speak Only When Spoken To


Again I know what everyone's question is and the answer is YES I'M OKAY.


Just leave me alone and stop asking stupid questions and I'll be alright.



I was quite pissed off with my Moral Assignment Agency. I mean I asked these people what is our written assignment is all about and all they can answer me is;


"huh? got meh? where got?"


Guess what? UP YOURS!


In the end on the due date you fucking call me and say I didn't pass up. I didn't know squat. What the hell am I supposed to do? I did the writing the least you guys could do is print it out, get the signatures and send it in. Expect me to do it to? Seriously, FUCK YOU.


Do I look like your personal mule who cleans your ass?


I'm doing Front Office Commis on Saturday not F&B Commis. Okay first impression was "What the fuck is that?" I found out I only work for 2 hours compared to the 6 hours (I think) you have to work for F&B. All I have to do is usher the term 6 students to the front office room and make sure they don't talk.

Death Cab For Cuties is the current band to listen to. They have a Radiohead-ish thing in their tunes and a little bit more of something I'm not too sure of. Songs to really listen to;

I Will Posses Your Heart
Grapevine Fires


You Gotta Spend Some, Love
Gotta Spend Some Time With Me
And I Know You Will Find Love
I Will Posses Your Heart



These are my thoughts and views. If it really offends you, either you are a pushover or just a freaking baby, grow up

Wednesday, 2 December 2009

Remon This Is For You




Remon, Just For You... Rudd


I've been having a horrible week. Or best put as horrible start of a month.


These are my thoughts and views. If it really offends you, either you are a pushover or just a freaking baby, grow up

Great Start

The Grass Is ALWAYS Greener On The Other Side


These are my thoughts and views. If it really offends you, either you are a pushover or just a freaking baby, grow up

 
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