Thoughts Of The Illogic: Conversations

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Tuesday, 26 October 2010

Frustration

Really... What else is there?

It's like you just clear up the first mess and suddenly there is another and it's a hurtful one.

Work wise everything is good, I can say I'm enjoying other than the fact that I have one EVERY tough house keeping manager.

Miss, HR told me to ask you for leave of absence because my room was attacked by monkeys. They expect us to clean it

*gives a wtf look*

What you talking? Now you are on duty, please worry about your personal issues after your work... now go back to work!

Me, Her

Mind you someone forgot to close the window in our room which resulted in monkey mayhem. Shit, Food And Shit EVERYWHERE.

Freaking took me like 5 hours to clean up and wash ALL my clothes.

Am just frustrated with you. I don't know what you want. I adhered to all your rules for the room. I heard that you said that you have "problems" with your roommates. Please do enlighten me. Yes we have differences but running away to another room isn't gonna solve your fucking problems.

I'm not mad at you for changing room, I'm mad at you for not fucking telling me.

Thanks Remon

These are my thoughts and views. If it really offends you, either you are a pushover or just a freaking baby, grow up

Monday, 9 August 2010

A Conversation With Remon

These are my thoughts and views. If it really offends you, either you are a pushover or just a freaking baby, grow up

Wednesday, 14 July 2010

It Came From Langkawi Part 1

First up I'd like to congratulate myself for this is my 200th post for Thoughts Of The Illogic. Where did the time and posts go?

Anywhoots, It's finally here, part one of a four part (I think)

This post is JUST for the first day...
A little note, 90% of this pictures are candid and not posed. Dunno why I felt like saying that. Don't like it? TOO BAD LA! YOU GO LANGKAWI THEN TAKE PICTURES YOU WANT!! Pfftt... people these days....

Remon And That "I Want A Blow Job" Face

Took This Pic Of Frans, Seriously Like Some Album Of A K-Pop Album
FYI, he wasn't posing. Heck he didn't even know the picture was taken till later that day

I was full of excitement, this is gonna sound so gay, but I was excited because this was gonna be my first time on a plane. My first time flying. Arika said I looked like some Backstreet Boy, or was that me who said it.... should have updated earlier

Don't think I'd forget this plane, as this plane was the first plane which I've flown in. The feeling when we took off. I was like a little girl... literally. Airbus A320

Alien Fingers

TERRORIST!!

So after the 45 minute flight from the LCCT to Langkawi airport, we took at cab to our motel.

Proud to be "Budget" Dutch

Most of us felt abit tired and the rest such as Remon and myself wanted to show our colors and a fine job we did, summore 2 for 30 bucks... I call it a bargain!

So as usual, the guys are done changing and what not and standing outside for a good 20 minutes while the girls powder their noses. We were wondering whether we should go for the Sunset cruise, because it had just rained, it wouldnt have been safe

But lucky us the skies cleared up and off we headed for the Sunset Cruise. Imagine, RM50 got us buffet style food, free flow alcohol and treatment rightful for a king. I kept telling myself it saying this trip was a day trip and Sunset Cruise was the only thing we were doing, it would be soo damn worth it.

The yacht was really chilling and the music too. The highlight of this picture? Remon's face. He seemed to have that face everytime he had a glass with him

This would have been the highlights of the cruise. Shark feeding as the crew member called it. They layout this net behind the boat and cruise at a low speed and we get on the nets and hang on. Seriously the feeling was awesome, and to top it off

Sir Can I Get You A Beer To Drink?

Never did beer taste soo good. It was the beer of relaxation, everything tasted better.

By the looks of our faces you can see how much we enjoyed the damn cruise. Mani and Frans tak boleh belah, acting poyo looking here and there.

Mani just didn't like this picture. To me it was like some body sculpting ad, from left, before, in thee middle, during and on the right, after.

Mani says give him 6 months and he'll have packs too... I plan to make mine more obvious by then.

This has to be one of the most awesome-est pictures of the trip. He has this model/porn star look

All you can eat buffet and the food was *MOUTH WATERING!!*

It can't be called a Sunset Cruise with out a sunset right? Well on that day there wasn't much of a sunset either but the lighting and the scenery was to die for. Thank dog for my awesome photography skill that kills and makes you spill near the window sill that I just drilled... lame I know

THAT PRETTY MUCH CONCLUDES PART 1 OF LANGGA FREAKING WHEEE
But For Part 1 These Are The Pictures Of The Day

Seriously, what would we do without Frans, I sure as hell know I miss him now

ON ANOTHER NOTE
Conversation With Derek

| Steve | says:
i love you
[i]J w e n .[/i] [c=4]BLEH.[/c] says:
same
| Steve | says:
awww
lets hav a baby
[i]J w e n .[/i] [c=4]BLEH.[/c] says:
let's have ten!
| Steve | says:
OOO
boy girl boy girl boy girl boy girl boy girl
in tht order
[i]J w e n .[/i] [c=4]BLEH.[/c] says:
no we should have girl boy boy girl boy then girl girl then boy girl boy
| Steve | says:
okay
that works too

Me, Derek

If you've seen these pictures somewhere
else rather than my or Remon's Facebook account
please do inform us, as you know copying pictures without ones notification is no nice,
stealing is not nice

These are my thoughts and views. If it really offends you, either you are a pushover or just a freaking baby, grow up

Tuesday, 18 May 2010

Change Of Heart?

From what I can see everyone seems to be one way or another starting to enjoy their training. Reading Remon's blog after quite awhile, keep laughing at all the nonsense that goes around with him.

As for Chilli's?

Yesterday I was working inside and Frans was at the patio. Layla, one of the managers comes to me and says;

Eh, Frans looks like that superhero.... that Japanese one...
Ultraman?
YESSSS ULTRAMAN!!!!

Then she walked off, he looked at me and I did that ultraman pose. He replied with some indian dance and dancing around an imaginary tree.

Really enjoying work and seriously am planning to do part time after training to make some extra income

So we hav 3 birthday's to talk about today.

NUMBER 1

Mr. Hariish Vera aapan
Happy birthday bastard... it will be good to see your godforsaken ugly face later =D

NUMBER 2
Monkey Boy a.k.a. The Brother

LOOK AT MY FACE!!

NUMBER 3
Mr. Jack Johnson

Hey dude sorry i couldnt find a picture of both of us together. Haha have to hang out with you again and maybe make a new album huh?

Eleee.... like as if i know him only. I was lazy to get a picture of him

These are my thoughts and views. If it really offends you, either you are a pushover or just a freaking baby, grow up

Sunday, 28 March 2010

Owh Baby, Baby!

Was blog hopping just now and I realised most bloggers are REAL narcissist or have bad English.

For the narcissistic bloggers they go to the point to make their picture the header picture. PUH-LEASE! First thing you see when you click on their link...

Their ugly face

I mean DAYUM!! Attention seeking or what?

And then there is that very the not so good English. I is thinking that I scratch head to me thinking what is they try to saying. THE WHAT HELL!!

These insults were not directed to anyone in specific. If you feel like you have been insulted go cry yourself a river.

Some people really tick me off. After they piss me off they actually have the bloody nerve to come and ask me

What's wrong with you?

Example, K & D.

K asked me to pick him up from his house since it was raining. I said okay and I'll be there in 5 minutes. This dumb ass didnt want to wait and instead started to walk in the fucking rain. And then expect me to just open my door for him. I dont want to get my car wet. I told him. Because there will be a damp smell in the car and is hard to get rid of.

But this moron replied

Relek lah

His usual reply. I should have just put the car in "R" and drove off. But I didn't I let him in. (I'm softening up).

D on the other hand wanted to go for lunch. When I call him he said it's canceled, let's have dinner instead. No problem. Devi's he said but I said Kismat for it has better shisha.

Cannot la, my aunt thinks I'm around Devi's so I gotta stay around there

He says. I told this to Mark and he was surprised that he actually listens to his aunt. This moron comes late and I lost my mood. K & D were making a scene as usual and I just wanted to leave.

Where else can i say this? I needed to let it out. So I say it here. If I approach them the most probable answer I'd get is

Relek lah

This group of people, REALLY REALLY pissed me off.
1. As group mates, you'd expect to be called if there is work to be done like a video
2. YOU DONT FUCKING TELL ONE DAY BEFORE THE ASSIGNMENT IS DUE THAT THERE CAN ONLY BE 4 PEOPLE NOT 5!

What could I do? Can't kick the others coz these idiots did the work by themselves. Hence, leaving me alone and trying to finish an assignment in less than one day.

THANKS GUYS! MEANS A LOT!

It's not the first time you people have done it and sure as hell not the last time you people will do it.

In my 19 years alive all I want is a dark corner to just sit at and be alone. That way I won't be hurt and taken for granted.

Funny As You Maybe, Nobody Will Know How You Feel Inside, Whether You Are Hurt, Sad Or Happy And You'd Wake Up Everyday Regretting That

-A Friend Of Mine

These are my thoughts and views. If it really offends you, either you are a pushover or just a freaking baby, grow up

Tuesday, 16 March 2010

Light & Magic

F&B wine class today, Mr. Anshul made us try both red & white wine. Shiraz & Chardonnay respectively. Had the Chardonnay first and it wasn't bad, surprisingly it tasted better than usual white wine which I've consumed before.

When it came to the Shiraz, I wasn't in the mood anymore. I was like "ERGH"

Sad part?

I love red wine. But I guess having rice and prawn sambal for lunch was a step too far. But everyone still gave me theirs JUST BECAUSE I'M INDIAN!! Pfftt... didn't finish it. It wasn't worth it and I was driving home. I don't plan on getting drunk for a long time.

So after class met Aswine and Gabrielle. Gabe is somehow the guy version of me, she eats like there is no tomorrow, she loves Arsenal and she likes Robin van Persie.

Where have you been all my life?
Eating
...

Gabe, Me

I'm going through some music revolution or something. I'm in a really music mood. I need music with me and lately with the guitar craze its nothing but Jack Johnson that keeps me going.

Born in Hawaii, therefore he has that chilling songs in his blood

So as to surfing

Yes the same guy who sang Upside Down for the movie Curious George, that cute ass monkey. A must watch movie, age is not the matter

Jack, you so awesome that you should come to Malaysia and perform

Left On The Lights, Is There Somebody Home, Light And Magic
You Cut Your Hair And Made A Friend, Now They're Falling Into You
This Is The Closest That You Will Get To Them, How Do You Do?
You Left On The Lights, Is There Somebody Home?

These are my thoughts and views. If it really offends you, either you are a pushover or just a freaking baby, grow up

Wednesday, 10 March 2010

Playgirl

I've gone to a trance like Ladytron music zone

I've been having a somewhat bittersweet week. PA even coming up real close and the venue not confirmed till like 5 hours ago and kitchen class.

Class was really good, we did everything efficiently and we were given a one hour break. That is a first time for us. And we left early because we cleaned up fast. I was happy with our work and how we did it. But wasn't happy with some people.

Work first, clean up THEN eat and enjoy together. Otherwise other people will complain that they didn't get the dessert or what not.

IT"S NOT FOOD! She say. Seriously, as long as you can put it in your mouth and swallow its edible.

Wayne and I had a very interesting conversation today. We first talked about the best invention one can have. We narrowed it down to the Mind Reader, Wish Maker and the Remote Control from CLICK.

Then we moved to something rather darker. Death.

What would be your ideal death?

Suicide: Over dosage Of Sleeping Pills, Alcohol Poisoning

Natural: Die In My Sleep, *CANT REMEMBER*

Accidental: Doing Something Heroic Like Saving A Life, Hit By A Lamborghini

Navin Wayne

It was a creepy yet interesting conversation.

My Love Life Is A Plane Wreck

Playgirl, Why Are You Sleeping In Tomorrow’s World?
Hey, Playgirl
Playgirl, Why Are You Dancing When You Could Be Alone?
Hey, Playgirl
Playgirl, Why Are You Sleeping In Tomorrow’s World?
Hey, Playgirl
Playgirl, Choking On Cigarettes Won't Get You Along
Hey, Playgirl

These are my thoughts and views. If it really offends you, either you are a pushover or just a freaking baby, grow up

Wednesday, 3 February 2010

It's Driving Me Nuts

If you love her and you want to be with her but you don't like the fact that she is hanging out with the opposite sex alot.

When you ask her about it, she says that's the way she is but she is loyal. You still don't like it and you want her to change. Aren't you basically changing the her to your own need? You fell in love with her for who she was. If she wasn't how she was, she wouldn't have met you.

For A Friend...

PTPTN is driving me nuts, print this print that, this missing that missing, redo this, no need to that, get this and get that. It's driving me up the wall. Hopefully tomorrow is the last of it. the 132132545345th time is the charm. I hope.

I hung out with DH35 today after lunch with Sook Yeang. DH35 the juniors. They are friendly, but they are all girls. Realized the new intakes like to segregate themselves. I obviously hung out with the girls. But I can't remember any of their names. I'm a horrible person.

What sucked about today was I overslept and sped to college to meet with Rainbow so she could help me get the PTPTN thing done and I get a phone call.

Hello, Navin? Hi, I'm calling from the division's office. Mr. Lim is on medical leave so you don't have class today. Please pass the message around.

I was like watafak? That mean we had a good 4 hours to burn. 4 hours that I could have continued sleeping with.

Iqa, Remon, Rainbow and myself were sitting at the mamak at LCS and I came up with a brilliant plan to prank Vivien. Called her at 10.50am and told her class was not canceled and I will pick her up. Mind you class was supposed to be at 11am.

She got ready, picked her up and took her to college. She sat at in the classroom. By then it was 11.20am. Half the class didn't get the memo that class is canceled.

Guys class canceled la
We don't believe you, you like conning us alot
Seriously la, if I'm right I'll slap all of you
Okay sure

*VIJAY AND BRYAN WENT TO CHECK WITH THE DIVISION'S OFFICE AND COME BACK*

OI, watafak you all sitting for? Class canceled la... you people all ar....

Class, Me, Bryan

Vivien was pissed but how could she stay pissed at me, IT'S ME! Yer, soo perasan.

It's you that I adore
You'll always be my whore
You'll be the mother to my child
And a child to my heart
We must never be apart
We must never be apart

These are my thoughts and views. If it really offends you, either you are a pushover or just a freaking baby, grow up

Monday, 25 January 2010

Sad, Sad, Sad And Sad

Arsenal is too bloody INCONSISTENT!

Next two weeks are gonna be a heart wrenching one.

In other news, the Volvo is sold and a new Volvo is bought.

Basically a trade, 244DL out and 740GLT in.

Currently talking to Haari and Rachel. Yes, Rachel, the girl who went to US and was never to be heard of again. Reminiscing our childhood days like how if Haari got into trouble I was always close by . It was like a Batman & Robin thing.

Another old friend just IM-ed me on Facebook... Message read

GLORY GLORY MAN UTD.!!! HAAHAHAHHAHAHAA!

I deserved that... Got his girlfriend to tell him Arsenal will win. I'll just keep quiet... I even have second thoughts on that jersey now.

I miss the good old days, I mean honestly who doenst miss the good old days huh?

I've been spending more and more time with my darling guitar and it feels more loved than ever.

Current songs that are stuck in my head are as follows;

Evanescence - Imaginary
Evanescence - Taking Over Me
Oasis - Wonderwall

Currently trying to learn Banana Pancakes and Mad World by Jack Johnson and Gary Jules respectively.

Just to liven up the blog, next post will be longer and more contents. Promise

Your eyes are an undiscovered ocean far away
Any minute now keeping
Both poets and priests at bay
Don't get ahead of me
Could we just this once see eye to eye?
Could you want perhaps me?
Ask me how it feels to vie

These are my thoughts and views. If it really offends you, either you are a pushover or just a freaking baby, grow up

Tuesday, 22 December 2009

Trip To Heaven

Well I'm back and I sure as hell not happy to be back.

Wayne once said "If Langkawi Was Anything Like Heaven, Then I'll Be A Saint"

After the trip I soo freaking agree!

Wednesday

Went to Hentian Duta with Hariish to meet up with Laveen and Kavi at about 10.45pm. Somehow it just felt soo unreal to me, going to Langkawi. I somehow couldn't accept the fact. The bus came at about 11.45pm and left at about midnight.

Everyone else went to sleep but I dosed in and out of sleep. I somewhat enjoyed looking up at hte sky, it reminded me of National Service at Kuala Kubu Bharu. The skies were clear, not much on the light pollution so you could see millions of starts. Beautiful.

Thursday

We reached Kuala Perlis at about 6am and the ferry services only starts at 7am. Got lost abit looking for the jetty but we found it. So we were on the island at about 10am. Got our rental, an Avanza and off we went to pick up Sanjay, Isabell's boyfriend.

Laveen and I couldnt resist, at the airport we saw Heinekien Beer for 3.30 we were like "holy shit!"

We went tot the hotel, Langkasuka Hotel. Its a 4 star hotel with a private beach. Yes a private beach. Left the hotel room and went for lunch at some Nasi Khandar shop near Pantai Chenang. Got back and went to sleep. I woke up at about 4pm and went to the beach just to bum.

I remember once writting in my blog that I really needed a beach. I felt like I was in heaven when I was just sitting there. Obviously we went liquor shopping and damn, whiskey for Rm30 bucks? DAYUM!! So Sanjay took us out to Artisan's Pizzaria. It was like at the side of the road like a mamak stall along the Pantai Chenang stretch. Local pizza but damn it was really really good. I mean even better than Domino's and Pizza Hut. They were very generous on the toppings

Friday

Woke up and again I went to the beach just to sit down on the beach chairs and stone. Sanjay took us for lunch at this place called The British Raj. Good food and good company. So afterwards abit of shop shopping and off we went for a drive. We stumbled upon Kok Beach.... Yes KOK BEACH!

So it was drizzling and Hariish and I got out of the car just to walk on the beach. Laveen and Kavi who were in the car drove off. Hariish and I were like what the fuck but didnt really give a shit just walked around the beach shirtless. After awhile Laveen came back for us.

For dinner we went to town for Thai food. I wasn't feeling myself for some reason but yeah I just wasn't feeling right. I got over it and we went back to teh hotel. We were sitting by the pool which was quite close to the beach. All sitting around the table and having a beer. Laveen suddenly kept quite and told us lets go up to our room. I somehow knew something was wrong. More over Hariish who wasn't feeling well after the ditch ordeal started to shiver like mad. Something was up but for Kavi's sake nothing was said. She gets freaked out quite easily.

Saturday

I asked Laveen what he was the night before, he saw a lady in white, long hair just staring at us. She was holding the grill and was near the beach. We woke up late that day so we ended up having a late KFC lunch but Hariish on the other hand wasn't feeling so well so he was left at the hotel. Came back passed Hariish his food got ready and went to Pantai Chenang beach. Went for some chinese dinner again it was thanks to Sanjay. So we had to get Hariish to the hospital. Apparently he was dehydrated so the medics put him on drips.

Sunday

Early in the morning, Laveen, Kavi And I were just stoning and were emotional. The thought of going back to KL was just unreal. As I was saying "We're going back to reality". We got back and well I was just too darn upset. We agreed to do this again next year.

I played basketball on Sunday, jumped for a block. My jump is about 7 feet up and imagine falling head first. I smacked my head surprisingly I did not pass out rather I was in pain for like a minute and I went back to playing ball. Did a monster block on Adam.

I miss it soo much

These are my thoughts and views. If it really offends you, either you are a pushover or just a freaking baby, grow up

Monday, 30 November 2009

Little Yellow Book

Yes, I'm alright. Why do you keep asking? Just because I don't smile, dont like hanging out with people and like sticking alone doesn't mean I'm upset. Sometimes I like it that way. I'm weird, so shoot me.

I bought a little yellow book to pen my thoughts and other things. I realised I get lost in my writing. Anusha asked me what essay was I writing. As far as I know, it's my personal book. Everyone buger off from it.

Thinking skills assignment. I did a shit of a job for the presentation, my mind was elsewhere. I felt like I just wasn't interested in it. I'm happy we sold our product. YAY!

I've become a usual face in Hariish's shop. Today nothing better to do so went over there and bumped into Ravi and Khalilul. Ended up bumming at Hariish's shop for like 2 hours. Brought back memories of the good old day when I used to work.

OH MY GAWD! SANDY!

Yes, that's her name; Sandy Tan. Has a squeaky yet cute voice and sometime quite creepy. From Penang, doesn't look her age and sure as hell a f ine example of the saying "Don't Judge A Book By It's Cover"

Shit wei, need to study food science
Eh no need, just study me
...
What? *says it so innocently*
Okayy

Sandy, Me, Khalilul

Term in coming to an end. Food Science finals, I'm screwed as hell. Anyone wants to help me out?

These are my thoughts and views. If it really offends you, either you are a pushover or just a freaking baby, grow up

Thursday, 22 October 2009

Who knew moral could be so fun?

Mr. Adrian lectured us about HIV/AIDS and he put it in such a way that everyone could understand. No bad language mind you. Somehow I feel like I learnt abit more than what I already know about it.

Okay class, oral sex what are the body parts involved
PENIS!
NOSE!
What the *toot*

Mr. Adrian, Class, Guy Whose Name I Can't Remember

It was a hilarious class and the examples he gave were just a class of their own.

In other news, Raja has finally bought his Xbox 360 but its not just and Xbox, its the ELITE! Bugger I was eyeing that and he bought it. Ala, simple; he just renewed his best friend membership with me. It just means I'll be at his place more often.

Today was a good example, I went to his house to pick up something at 9pm and ended up leaving at 12.00am after Halo ODST and FIFA10. Fun to play but the controls need some getting used to.

BUNKFACE IS COMING FOR TCHT'S PROM!!!

Misunderstanding and rumours, that's all that's ever the buzz in college. I realised my studies are not my main problem like last time. Unfortunately the new and improved Navin...

NAVIN!
2009 Model

Is not who he used to be. This new model actually cares about his feelings. And from past models the company has realised that his feelings are the biggest defect of the product. Overall the model is good but he has to get this of the defect.

STOP CARING ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAY
YOU HATE PEOPLE!

Remember?

Shut out,
Left out,
He doesn't care,
But his work,
It can't be done

These are my thoughts and views. If it really offends you, either you are a pushover or just a freaking baby, grow up

Monday, 19 October 2009

Mad World

We're Going To Sitiawan
What? *sigh* I Don't Want To Go
You Sure?
Wait... Who's Going?
Everyone?
LETS GO TO SITIAWAN!!
You're Just In It For The Money Arent You?

Mum, Me

She was right and I wasn't disappointed

My dad let me drive the Ford Everest and DAMN!! It's manual and its big and its just what I want to drive when I get the chance. In my dad's words

You have to start out on a Boeing 707 then only you can move on to the Boeing 747 and finally the Airbus A380

So far I've flown the 707 and the 747. Go figure what I'm talking about.

Things have got complicated. And every year there is a new one, whom won't last long and soon enough they would leave. I'm just wondering if this one will stay. I hope this one does. But problems keeps showing it's ugly face

I'm not someone who opens up easily and I don't think that is gonna change. Frankly in college I have friends... but I don't feel like I have close friends. Sounds like school?

This video... this song, it just means soo much to me

These are my thoughts and views. If it really offends you, either you are a pushover or just a freaking baby, grow up

Monday, 21 September 2009

Phone Call With "Debbie"

Wei!
Yes?
Coming right?
Yes
Need me to wake you up?
Yes
Abby is coming
Okayy
Haha, expected that
How is KaJeng going?
WOI! KAJENG HERE LA!!
HUH? Sorry! Sounded like Debbie
WHAT??!!

KaJeng, Me

Dude, I was soo spacing out!

In other news, I went over to Raja's place for a little Raya thing. Me, him and Iji. First Raja and I kicking the football around when Raja's HOT HOT neighbour comes out....

Dude, she's 21
Dude, I LOOK 21!
Dude, no chance la you
Dude, when she first saw me, she fell in love with me. She just too shy to talk to me
...
Raja, Me

After that we jumped in to the pool and started our crap. Followed with our JALAN RAYA FOOTBALL!! Overall it was fun, kicking a football half naked (WITH PANTS, NO SHIRTS!)

These are my thoughts and views. If it offends you leave a comment or contact me. I might take it down.

Monday, 10 August 2009

The Mutant Potato Galactic Civil War Conversation

What If The Mutated Potatoes Ended Up Being Enslaved By Us After An Epic Battle But Is All Part Of A Witty Trap By The Cockroaches To Ensnare The Universe For Their Evil Deeds. What Will We Do?

Alveena Anthony we wud offer crazy ppl like you as bate to uncover the cockroaches plans.

Navin Kumar but they can ALREADY have me as we are ensnared by them already

Nick Tan I believe Obi Wan'll help us out.. Or if all else fails,In Nick we trust.. period xD

Alveena Anthony we'd bring out our cockroach spray. -.-

Navin Kumar the mutant potatoes have helped the cockroaches make an anti-anti-cockroach spray suit and as for nick.... may be it could work... for like 5 mins

Alveena Anthony we crank out our giant potato mashers and make mash potato outta the mutant potatoes and throw them at english weddings. (lol russel peters ftw!)

Nick Tan Really? I was kinda going for at LEAST half an hour.. Fine.We'll use FROGS to combat the cockroaches, and put an end to their reign o terror.

Navin Kumar but the cockroaches have nuked the frog colony as they took over the universe

Navin Kumar so as to the mashers.... ALL WERE DESTROYED!!!

Alveena Anthony wat was destroyed? did i win? lol.

Navin Kumar THE MASHERS and btw the potatoes are our slaves... thought they dont like it... thts why they made Le Resistance.

Alveena Anthony who destroyed the mashers? and so what if they're our slaves? they're aiding the cockroaches. so, if the potatoes are gone, the universe is saved!

Navin Kumar no.... the roaches destroyed the mashers... even if the potatoes are gone the roaches are STILL THERE... I'm gonna write a novel based on this =P

Alveena Anthony BUT, the potatoes are KEY to the roaches plans to take over. without the potatoes, the roaches cant get to us. thus, we are one step ahead! ( i want credits and royalties, wtf)

Navin Kumar NO i mean the potatoes have already given the technology for the suits. even if tehy are dead the roaches are still strong

Alveena Anthony when did the potatoes give the roaches the info? after making the anti-anti-roach spray or before the roaches destroyed the mashers? cause i dont see where they could have found the time?the roaches, WANT you to think that they have the dirt on us, but they dont

Navin Kumar lol see after enslaved the potatoes the roaches retaliated... the potatoes realised tht the roaches can save them and helped the roaches in return the roaches destroyed the mashers

Alveena Anthony i give up. im moving to venus.

Navin Kumar lol... you cant, it's been destroyed during the galactic mutant potato war

Wayne Ken Why don't we just stomp on them roaches? Or either stick to the safe side and hide underground and slowly plan our way to resurface Earth and take it back from the roaches or potatoes.... still, we can catch the potatoes and use them for food source for survival. It'll be like I Am Legend.

Alveena Anthony i choose death.

Navin Kumar WAYNE!! SMART LA YOU... but the roaches are big ass like an average human size and they have colonies in space, earth and underground... not on water. But we cant have it on water in respect of the frog colonies after the mass frog colonial genocide

Sarah Angelld this facebook status is the freaking BOMB

I'm Gonna Make A Novel Out Of This
These are my thoughts and views. If it offends you leave a comment or contact me. I might take it down.

Thursday, 6 August 2009

In The Words Of Ashish

Why do we go to the mall? We walk around aimlessly just to waste time walking and holding hands maybe. To look at shit that you are not gonna buy. Maybe our minds are manipulated by....

THE SMELL OF CARAMEL POPCORN

BRILLIANCE!!

He was drunk when he came up with this.

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Monday, 23 February 2009

WHOO HOOO

I've passed my driving test. I was soo freaking scared for the slope test but somehow. To be honest the car didn't reach the line but it jerked and it was ngam ngam. That was luck which was very well needed.

But parking and the 3 point turn was pretty easy. Parking was like the easiest for me. But after that we had to wait for like 4 hours to go for the road test.

Lucas, Zamir, Roobini, Miew Ling, Jo Dee, Kavitha, Abby and myself. Lucas lost his mind. He started to wander around and made animalistic moans. And he tried to hump me a few times and also wanted to me to join Taylors Hartamas. Poor lad, the head and the wait had got to him.

I'm just pretty damn happy I done with it. I don't have to worry about it anymore. And moreover I DID NOT BRIBE!!

After the driving test, I was at McDonald's and well some mat salleh teenagers were there. They thought I was a pothead.... I humoured them

Dude..... Love the shirt, man
Owh, thanks
Aye, you look like a pothead
Huh? What makes you say that?
The t-shirt of Bart Marley smoking ganja and your ganja earring. You must be a real supporter.
Do you still take the weed?
Nah they don't sell it around here
I see, I was a pothead but I got scared coz my dad was on to me
Owh, bad shape man
Aite cheers mate
Yeah you too
*teaches me a new hand shake*

Me, Ex-pothead, the other guy

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Friday, 20 February 2009

Don't ask me why I put this up but this was one really good conversation. This happened in Raja's blog's cbox. Ahh, cboxes are getting very violent nowadays.

Gotta admit whoever Me and Hinter is, they are fit to be debaters or future Navins.

TO ME AND HINTER.... I SALUTE THEE

Hinter: All of a sudden, Ashraf is the goody gay guy.

Ashraf Amir: and who is this Hinter guy suddenly call me a gay?

me: ashraf amir.. wat in the world is wrong with u?! u taking aft oprah or wat.. o.O

NavinK: bugger tht was wht i was thinking... and whoa my readers are leaving me =*(

Ashraf Amir: oit...ehehehe i'm not good in english actually..wats oprah laa?

Hinter: What a dumb Assraf.

Ashraf Amir: hahaah true hinter..i am dumb n thts y i went to school =P but i think a dumb is better than a coward who doesn't want to introduce themself =P

Hinter: Proper English please.

me: hey mr Assraf.. no one can ever be a bigger coward then u are.. u seriously need english tutorin la..

Ashraf Amir: sigh* yeah watever...i had to agree tht my english sucks n u can call me watever u want to..i'm not interested =P from making raja's blog as a place to fight, i retreat from this stupid thingy..

Hinter: No okay. Seriously I won't insult your English.

me: thank you.. c ya!

RaJa|7: ...gr8, lets party! ;)

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Sunday, 11 January 2009

Yeah...

I've been meaning to write about this special place in my heart. It's specially for her. I just wish i could be with you now. We'll go for a drive. Just me and you. Man and machine. Yes, machine... A Volvo 244 to be exact. I love this car. And soon I will be driving this tank.

Now some stupid things that happened at work...

Excuse me
Yes, ma'am can I help you?
Err, I just wondering. How old are you? You look like you just left school.
A matter of fact, yes, I just finished my SPM and waiting for my results.
OWH, no wonder lah. You still have that innocent look.
???

Me, Woman

Navin! MOVE!! QUICKLY!!
*Moves aside and expects something hot coming his way*
*REALLY HOT CHICKS WALK BY*
Eh, what do you think, eh? Eh?
*Walks away*

Me, colleague

I ended up serving those girls.

While working there I've noticed if a really hot girl comes, She is accompanied by her butt ugly boyfriend. I mean WHAT THE HELL!! That means I have a chance!!

I saw this other girl not bad looking but when taking her order; I realised she was soo "F*ck me, I'm horny" and her boyfriend was like "I f*cked her coz she's horny"

I went for Electric Stage's audition on Friday. I was supposed to read out a monologue. Well this is mine. It's from the movie Team America: World Police.

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant.... stupid dicks! And the Film Actors Guild.... are pussies! And Kim Jong Il... is an asshole. Pussies hate dicks.... because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks can also fuck assholes. Assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may thing they can deal with assholes their way. But the only think that can fuck an asshole is.... A DICK.... WITH SOME BALLS!! Sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they becoe assholes themselves. This is because pussies are only an inch and a half away from an asshole. But the problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much or they fuck when it's not appropriate. I may not know much about this crazy, crazy world.... but I do know, that if you don't let us fuck this asshole.... then we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit

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